Welp I'm 17. Stay trįppÿ my friëndš 🍁

 

bathingapes:

hip-hop-influence:

I swear to god imma lock these niggas up

judge: tell us what happeneddog: woof woofjury: yeah that nigga guilty

bathingapes:

hip-hop-influence:

I swear to god imma lock these niggas up

judge: tell us what happened
dog: woof woof
jury: yeah that nigga guilty

(Source: seifukucat)

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

(Source: hi)

tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”